I took my girlfriend to a fancy dinner for our anniversary.

I took my girlfriend to a fancy dinner for our anniversary. The waiter was rude all night and made us switch our table over a mix-up. After paying the $180 bill, he handed it back and said, “Sir, you forgot my service fee.”

I replied, “Your service was 0,” left. Next day, I got a call from the restaurant manager telling me I had been reported for “refusing continue reading …