DAUGHTER, 5 YEARS OLD: “Daddy, can we invite my real dad over for Father’s Day dinner?”

ME: “Uhm… your real dad?”

DAUGHTER, 5 YEARS OLD: “Yes! He comes over when you’re at work. He even brings me chocolate.”

ME (gulping, nervously): “Maybe you’re confused, sweetheart.”

DAUGHTER, 5 YEARS OLD: “No! You have to come and meet him! Mom is cooking dinner for continue reading …