A 450-lb lion escaped the zoo and cornered an elderly woman on a park bench. When armed police arrived, they couldn’t believe what she whispered to him…

a break you set yourself.”

“You should have flagged down one of my keepers,” I told her. “I would have pulled the transfer logs from the archives.”

“I didn’t have any of my old paperwork,” she replied, shaking her head. “I was just an old woman in a sun hat. Your staff would have smiled, nodded, and called security to keep an eye on the crazy lady. I continue reading …