A 5-Year-Old Walked Into Court and Told the Judge: “Let My Daddy Come Home… and I’ll Help Your Legs Remember”

after the third question, “if you ask me who the president is, I’m billing you for cross-examination.”

The laugh that broke out of Caleb sounded almost painful. Owen closed his eyes for one second, relief passing through him before discipline reclaimed his face.

“You scared the hell out of us,” he said.

“I scared myself.” Miriam swallowed and grimaced.continue reading …