A 5-Year-Old Walked Into Court and Told the Judge: “Let My Daddy Come Home… and I’ll Help Your Legs Remember”

green head and an attitude. “He’s mean, but only because he thinks he owns the pond.”

Miriam looked at the duck. “Does he?”

“No. He just thinks loud.”

Caleb looked away, but not before Miriam saw the corner of his mouth move. For the next twenty minutes, Lily narrated the political life of the duck pond. Captain Noodle had a wife named Pickle, a rival continue reading …