A blonde walks into Starbucks and try peel-and-win game.

had a single traffic violation in 65 years! That’s incredible!”

Doris beamed. “That’s right, young man! I’ve been driving since I was 20, and not once have I been pulled over, had an accident, or even gotten a parking ticket.”

The clerk was impressed. “Well, that’s quite an achievement. But given your age, I have to ask—are you sure you still feel comfortable continue reading …