A blonde walks into Starbucks and try peel-and-win game.

the vision machine. “Oh yes, I see it! There’s a big ‘E’ at the top, then an ‘F’ and a ‘P’…”

The clerk smiled. “Great! Now, can you read the second row?”

Doris squinted. “Hmm… I see a ‘Q’… or maybe an ‘O’? No, wait! It’s a bicycle!”

The clerk frowned. “Ma’am… there are only letters on the chart.”

Doris waved a hand. “Oh, I know! But at my age, I’ve learned continue reading …