A blonde walks into Starbucks and try peel-and-win game.

as possible.”

Doris nodded eagerly.

The clerk tapped the desk.

Doris sat still.

The clerk tapped it again.

Still nothing.

Finally, after a full 30 seconds, Doris clapped her hands together.

The clerk raised an eyebrow. “Uh… was there a delay?”

Doris chuckled. “No, dear, I was just finishing my sip of tea first. You should never rush a good Earl Grey.”

The clerk continue reading …