An older couple was cruising down the highway

The wife leaned toward her husband, “What’d he say?”
“HE SAID YOU WERE SPEEDING!” the husband bellowed.
The officer smiled. “Can I see your license?”

She turned again. “What’d he say?”
“HE WANTS YOUR LICENSE!”
After looking at her ID, the officer chuckled. “Oh, you’re from Georgia! I went on a blind date there once—the worst one of my life.”

The wife frowned, “What’d he say?”
And without missing a beat, her husband replied loudly:

“HE SAYS HE THINKS HE WENT ON A DATE WITH YOU!”

The officer nearly fell over laughing, waved them off, and said,
“Drive safe, folks—and maybe a little slower next time.”

Moral: Find someone who makes you laugh even when you’re pulled over.