Drunk guy gets pulled over. Officer starts doing sobriety tests on him. The final test the officer says “if you can pass this last test I will let u go… use the words green pink and yellow in 1 sentence.” So the drunk man replies “My phone went green and I pinked it up and said yellow. Have a nice day officer!”
A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes.
He goes up to the guy’s window and says, “Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube.”
The man says, “Sorry officer I can’t do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I’ll have a really bad asthma attack.”
“Well, then we need a urine sample.”
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