I Called Three Investigators to My Nephew’s Birthday Party

“I said I worked in operations.”

He opened his mouth.

Closed it.

I could’ve stopped there, but something in me had finally had enough of being the family forklift. Show up early, lift the heavy thing, leave before anyone remembers your birthday.

So I said it plain.

“I report directly to the chief legal officer. The template Brittany handed around was approved continue reading …