I Called Three Investigators to My Nephew’s Birthday Party

at me again.

“I interviewed because she blocked me. That’s the truth. She blocked me from getting hired because she can’t stand that I actually have ambition.”

I stared at her.

It would’ve been a better lie if we’d ever spoken about her career at all.

The Real Interview

This is where it got strange.

Because there had, in fact, been an interview.

Not for an continue reading …