I Gave Coffee To The Old Janitor My Family Humiliated

to a “performance review” at the exact hour my final update was due. In the midnight hush of the server room, the janitor rolled past with his mop and, in a voice like gravel and truth, told me one thing: “Make an off-system backup. People who plan to take what isn’t theirs often ‘lose’ the evidence.” I listened.

By morning the trap snapped shut. A continue reading …