I Let Him Finish Laughing First

and made it three steps before the shortest agent caught him near the coat check.

There were gasps then. Actual gasps. Old people still gasp correctly. Everybody else just stares into their phone.

Coffee spread across the marble.

Somewhere a violinist said, “Jesus Christ,” without meaning to do it into a live microphone, except he did.

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