I Let Him Finish Laughing First

on using the phrase environmental hygiene like they were too dignified to say mop.

The Vales had looked at all that and seen a life raft.

And because they were the kind of people who only recognized labor when they could buy it, they assumed my mother would be too flattered, or too scared, to notice.

Lenora Picks Up the Bill

This part I didn’t plan.

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