I Let Him Finish Laughing First

I laughed until mascara got into my mouth.

Then she unwrapped the sandwich and held half out to me across six pounds of white silk and said, “Eat something before you pass out.”

So I did.

Chicken salad. Too much celery.

In my wedding dress.

In my mother’s Buick.

While inside the Grand Marlowe Ballroom, the Vale family finally got audited by people who didn’t continue reading …