I Let Them Uninvite Me From a Wedding I Was Paying For

a full five seconds I pictured the calls, the florist trucks turned away, the Whitmores scrambling to explain why six hundred guests were suddenly standing in formalwear beside a locked gate.

Tempting.

Too easy.

No.

“Freeze all unapproved add-ons effective now,” I said. “Nothing gets removed that affects safety or service. But every extra, every indulgent continue reading …