I took my girlfriend to a fancy dinner for our anniversary.

waiter moved us from the table I reserved, ignored us for twenty minutes, spilled wine on my girlfriend’s dress, and then tried to demand an extra service fee after I paid the bill.”

“That is not what was reported.”

“Then your report is missing most of the evening.”

There was a pause.

Then he said, “Derek has been with us for five years. He told us you continue reading …