I Was Uninvited From Christmas by the Man Living in My House

for two days last month, then gone.”

“Moving out?”

“Maybe storing stuff. Maybe hiding it from a collector. Hard to say.”

That last part hit closer than the rest.

People in trouble always thought if they moved the furniture around, the math moved too.

“Take pictures of the exterior and send them to me.”

“Already did.”

I hung up and found the email in my inbox continue reading …