My 87-Year-Old Dad Weaponized Slowness and Accidentally Sparked a Kindness War

“Is this your dad???”
“Bro this is wild.”
“Tell Arthur he’s a legend.”
“Your dad is the reason society is collapsing.”

That last one made my stomach drop in a way that felt embarrassingly physical.

I clicked the link.

There he was.

My father—Arthur—captured in vertical video, slightly hunched, hands moving with that careful, deliberate precision he’s always continue reading …