My brother actually laughed at dinner and said, ‘I sold that useless laptop of yours for five hundred bucks. Finally got rid of your junk.’ My cousins cheered him on. Then he added, almost proudly, ‘Already handed it off to the buyer.’ I got up, stepped outside, and called my supervisor. By the time I made the report, the FBI cyber team was already tracking the device…

May 7, 2026 by omar

you never use lol

Derek: Might actually. My brother’s got some weird gov laptop sitting in his apartment.

Len: Gov?

Derek: Yeah some DOD tag. He leaves his junk everywhere.

Len: That sounds like a bad idea.

Derek: He’s IT support, not James Bond.

I read that line twice.

Not because I didn’t understand it the first time. Because I did.

He’s IT support, not continue reading …