My Brother’s Boss Called During Thanksgiving Dinner

calls.

“Some of us are dead already,” she yelled once.

She was not dead. She was just dramatic.

I started with dealerships because I understood two things: numbers, and Darren bragging.

For years, every holiday, he’d talk about customers like they were fish he’d dragged into a boat. Bad credit. Trade-in upside down. Didn’t know invoice. Didn’t know holdback.continue reading …