“My dad owns every law firm in this province,” the lawyer’s daughter laughed after ramming her brand-new Tesla into my old Subaru

city, lounging on a white sand beach with water so turquoise it looked fake. In one recent post she stood in front of the same white Tesla, kissy face aimed at the camera, captioned: “New baby is perfect. #TeslaLife #Blessed.”

I scrolled further.

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