My family locked me in the basement to give birth. Days later, they returned to find a dark red liquid seeping from the door. As my mother screamed, a voice whispered behind her, “Looking for me?”

a shipment of exquisite, aggressively expensive French wines. My father supervised its transit to the subterranean cellar, pausing only to issue a stern directive.

“Do not tamper with the wine cellar while we are abroad,” Walter commanded, adjusting his spectacles. “Particularly the vintage Bordeaux. They are irreplaceable.”

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