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My Father Texted Me One Sentence, So I Left The Country

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rent and ugly surprises.

One more thing: the lockbox key taped to the back opens my cedar chest. Bottom drawer. The pearls are fake. The envelope under them is not.

Go before they make you feel guilty for having legs.

Love,
Grandma Lou

I laughed so hard I cried in a Cracker Barrel parking lot next to a minivan with a dented bumper sticker about prayer.

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