MY HUSBAND SAID HE WAS TIRED OF “SUPPORTING” ME… SO I LABELED EVERYTHING I PAID FOR

do when they’re about to accidentally detonate a bomb.

“Are you and Uncle David getting married again?”

The entire table froze.

Forks stopped moving.

Conversations stopped.

Even Victoria stopped chewing.

I nearly laughed.

Not because it was funny.

Because it was inevitable.

Children have a talent for asking the exact question adults spend months avoiding.

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