My husband slapped divorce papers on the table and told me I had 48 hours to pack my things and get out because his new girlfriend owned the house now. I smiled, said nothing, and agreed like it didn’t matter. But the moment she walked through that front door, she realized that house came with a nightmare she never saw coming.
I held the phone away from my ear and let him burn through his first wave of panic.
Then I said, “Good morning, Eric.”
“Don’t play games with me. Tiffany got served this morning. There are liens on the property. Code enforcement violations. A lawsuit notice from the LLC. What the hell is this?”