My mother-in-law pointed at the door during New Year’s dinner and snapped, **“If you don’t like my rules, get out!”** – Welcome

onto the couch beside me.

I was folding laundry and doing my best not to look entertained.

“She said she’s ‘taking a break from men.’ What does that even mean?”

He genuinely looked at me as though I might translate the mysterious language of women for him.

I shrugged.

“Maybe she sensed your desperation through the app?”

Dave frowned.

“You’re not helping.”

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