My Neighbor Charged Her Electric Car From My House Every Night Without Permission—So I Found a Way to Teach Her a Lesson She’d Never Forget

in one glorious splash directly onto the top of Monica’s head. Pink paint poured down her hair, her shoulders, her yoga pants, her slippers.

She stood there frozen for one full second. Bright cotton candy pink from crown to toe.

Whole neighborhood came running.

Then the scream came.

It was not a scream, really, it was a shriek that could shatter porcelain.continue reading …