My Neighbor Parked On My Lawn And Faced A Priceless Surprise

morning, Sheldon.”

“You flooded the lawn.”

“I watered it.”

“You trapped my car.”

“No,” I said. “You parked your car on wet soil after three days of rain. I watered my lawn. The ground did the rest.”

“You did this deliberately.”

I leaned against the doorframe. I took my time about it. “Relax,” I said. “It’s just a car.”

The silence that followed lasted long continue reading …