My Sister Dropped Her Kids On My Doorstep For The Tenth Weekend In A Row

chair a little and had to catch myself on the table.

“What?”

“That’s what she’s telling people. That she came by for a quick emergency, you had some man over, and you didn’t want to be bothered.”

I laughed because the alternative was screaming.

“Some man?”

“You got one tucked under the couch cushions over there?”

“No, but if I did I’d still be allowed to continue reading …