My wife cooked 38 dishes for 75 relatives—only to be dismissed as “too simple.” I said nothing, took one photo, and by morning, they were begging me to undo what I’d done

brace myself against the fence to straighten up.

Our neighbor, Miss Doy, noticed immediately.

“Hank Coleman,” she called from the gate, “you’re moving like you’re eighty.”

“I’m decorating.”

“You’re barely standing.”

She walked over carrying a mug of coffee and sat down without waiting for an invitation.

“What happened?”

I told her everything.

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