“Now you’ll never marry my son!” my mother-in-law laughed, setting my wedding dress on fire. I wiped my tears, smiled coldly, and said, “Enjoy destroying that dress, because the wedding was never the real trap.” Her face went completely pale when I made one quick phone call…

Valerie + Jason.

Somebody at table four pushed a hashtag onto Twitter: #CantBurnLove. Within thirty minutes, it was a runaway freight train.

“You are currently the number one trending topic in the tri-state area,” Jessica reported, materializing beside our sweetheart table with a maniacal grin, looking exactly like she had just closed a million-dollar continue reading …