Seconds before boarding my flight, I posted one final announcement: “I’m divorcing my husband, effective today.” At that exact moment, my CEO husband was at the hospital beside his mistress as she gave birth to his child. His call came instantly – Welcome

and carried him home.

Nobody stopped me.

Monica’s Tesla was gone.

Probably out running errands on electricity I’d paid for.

I put the gnome beside my garage outlet.

Then I arranged things so I would know if Monica returned to my property again.

The gnome looked perfectly innocent sitting there.

That was precisely what I wanted.

Around lunchtime, Diane called.continue reading …