Seconds before boarding my flight, I posted one final announcement: “I’m divorcing my husband, effective today.” At that exact moment, my CEO husband was at the hospital beside his mistress as she gave birth to his child. His call came instantly – Welcome

she’d said it.

“Your gnome? The one you took from my yard six months ago?”

Her mouth snapped shut.

Frank laughed.

Monica spun toward everyone.

“Turn those phones off.”

Nobody did.

She glared at me.

“Eleanor, tell them this is ridiculous.”

“Which part?”

“You know exactly what I mean.”

“The part where you took my garden decoration? Or the part where you’re trying continue reading …