Seconds before boarding my flight, I posted one final announcement: “I’m divorcing my husband, effective today.” At that exact moment, my CEO husband was at the hospital beside his mistress as she gave birth to his child. His call came instantly – Welcome

had three children, a husband who traveled frequently, and a shiny white Tesla that was almost always parked crooked in her driveway.

I’d already learned that Monica had a complicated understanding of where her belongings ended and everyone else’s began.

I just hadn’t realized how far that attitude extended.

Six months earlier, my garden gnome disappeared.continue reading …