“She’s Just A Golden Goose,” My Mother-In-Law Laughed Behind The Curtain. She Didn’t Realize I Was Recording Every Word

were escorted out into the dark, their “royal” wedding becoming a national scandal in real-time, Caroline turned back to her guests.

“The bar is open,” she announced with a radiant, terrifyingly calm smile. “And tonight, we’re celebrating a different kind of merger: My freedom.“