for it myself. No magic. Just me and my debit card.
When I got to her porch, I handed her the bags. She felt the weight and her face hardened.
“I didn’t order this. Take it back.”
I put on my best exhausted-delivery-driver face.
“I can’t, Ma’am. The app is acting up again. The corporate system is sending out ‘bonus items’ by mistake. If I take it back,continue reading …