The Knocking Started Right After She Told Me He Was Mine

and said, “You can either be rich and useful or rich and in my way.”

I fell in love before dessert.

Back then she loved my drive. Said it made her feel like life could get bigger than whatever room we were in.

Later it ate the room.

I didn’t cheat.

I didn’t hit her.

I didn’t call her names.

It’s amazing what a man can congratulate himself for while he slowly continue reading …