When My Dog Broke a Window and the Internet Put Us on Trial

The way he looked at my travel mug of coffee like it was gold.

I didn’t want to pry. In this country, pride is the last thing people have left. So, I used the dog.

“Hey, kid,” I called out one morning. “Do me a favor? The deli messed up my order. They gave me two turkey subs instead of one. If I eat both, my doctor will yell at me. Can you help me out?continue reading …