When My Dog Broke a Window and the Internet Put Us on Trial

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Some people want me to say, “Always trust strangers.”

No. Don’t do that. Please don’t quote me saying that.

Use your common sense. Lock your doors. Teach your kids to be careful.

Other people want me to say, “Never let anyone into your home. Just call a hotline and walk away.”

I can’t say that, either. Because I’ve continue reading …