A blonde walks into Starbucks and try peel-and-win game.

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The manager responds “But ma’am, that’s not even one of the prizes!”

“oh yes it is – it says so right here!”

The manager takes the sticker and reads it. It says:

“WIN A BAGEL”

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An 85-year-old woman named Doris went to the DMV to renew her driver’s license.

The clerk looked at her paperwork and said, “Ma’am, I see here that you haven’t continue reading …