I Called Three Investigators to My Nephew’s Birthday Party

felt it. They didn’t know why, but they felt it.

What I Actually Do

People started looking at me differently.

I hate that part.

Not because I wanted attention. I don’t. But because you can see the math happen on their faces, all those years of underestimating you getting hurriedly recalculated in public.

My cousin Neal, who’d spent forty minutes earlier continue reading …