On My Birthday I Stood In Front Of Everyone With A Black Eye

On My Birthday I Stood In Front Of Everyone With A Black Eye. My Son Said “my Wife Taught Her Some Respect.” Then My Brother Walked In.

The first thing everyone saw at my birthday party was the black eye. The second thing they saw was my son smiling like he had earned it.

The restaurant went silent.

Forty people stood beneath gold balloons that spelled continue reading …