Seconds before boarding my flight, I posted one final announcement: “I’m divorcing my husband, effective today.” At that exact moment, my CEO husband was at the hospital beside his mistress as she gave birth to his child. His call came instantly – Welcome

in plaid pajama pants.

I kept my phone steady.

“Monica, you’re sneaking onto my property after I specifically told you not to use my electricity. I’m not sure I’m the problem here.”

Someone nearby laughed.

Monica looked around and realized people were watching.

Then she pointed toward the gnome.

“AND YOU STOLE MY GNOME!”

For a second, I almost couldn’t believe continue reading …