The TSA Alarm Went Off the Second They Scanned My ID

and looked at her.

She actually flinched.

Dennis, to his credit, kept his face mostly straight. “That’s one way to put it.”

The Turn I Didn’t Expect

This should’ve been the part where my family shut up and looked ashamed.

It wasn’t.

People who spend years arranging the world to flatter themselves don’t drop the habit in one airport line.

Jacob recovered first.continue reading …