The TSA Alarm Went Off the Second They Scanned My ID

orange through the blinds.

Out in the living room I could hear my family murmuring, waiting, probably guessing which drawer held what.

I put the fake pearls in my pocket.

Then I carried the album out first.

If this one got under your skin, send it to somebody who’ll get it. Some stories know exactly where to land.

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